April 17, 2010

• server rant!

  to my friends:
  when you go out to eat, please tip 20% if the service was good.
  if you're thinking of tipping 15%, think about the $1-$3 extra that you can spare to bump that 15% up to 20%.
  tipping less than 15% when you had good service makes you look like a cheapo,
  and tipping 10% or less means:
  STAY HOME AND SAVE YOUR MONEY IF YOU CAN'T TIP PROPERLY!
  or
  ORDER YOUR FOOD TO-GO so you don't have to tip the person/people who helped you throughout your meal.

  also,
  if you pay in cash, please try to make sure you put in the correct amount of money before you walk out of the restaurant.
  leaving $9 for your $17 tab is called STEALING!
  c*nts.
  you figure out the missing vowel.

  it really rubbed me the wrong way tonight,
  telling the table i'd be right back with the change,
  and them telling me "that's all yours."
  i trusted them and didn't even look at what they'd given me,
  and only until after they walked out did i find myself $8.17 short of the bill.
  EFF MINUS!

  benefit of the doubt says they forgot to put a $10 bill in there,
  'coz if not, that's just wrong.
  who goes to a restaurant, drinks several mugs of coffee, eats dessert, and then doesn't pay for it all?
  stoops.
  ugh!

  i'm so fed up with close-minded folk!!!
  but i guess that's what comes along w/the food service job.
  people from all walks of life stroll past my feet.
  and so goes life.

  • 8:16 am
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